“Does this mean we’re getting falafels?”
March 31, 2012
March 30, 2012
“I like to pretend that I’m a tiger in captivity and eat raw meat for lunch.”
March 29, 2012
“The McRib is for a limited time only and I fucking missed it?”
March 28, 2012
“This can go one of two ways - this Red Bull mixes with my boner pills to make a super boner… or my heart finally explodes.”
March 27, 2012
“Gimme 4 Big Macs, 2 large fries, 1 apple pie, a box of those little cookies, and a shamrock shake. And make it snappy - I’m on way to the Mayor’s weight-loss challenge.”
March 26, 2012
“Hi 7-11, this is the Mayor. Just wondering … do you guys have Triple Gulps?”
March 25, 2012
“I’ll take 5 of the diet ones of whatever you got.”
March 24, 2012
“I dunno, I thought they would at least have had some fucking sandwiches or something.”
March 23, 2012
“Sorry guys… I thought it was a giant creme egg. Play on.”
